03.18.02 Despite being a thought-rock sensation around the world, The Elmwood Vigilante is not beyond the grasp of the mighty IRS. The late February EV comeback has been pushed back to late spring due to the tax man being on his back. This unfortunate turn of events has inspired yet another mid-tempo rock hit. Calculator is how you feel when the mighty US Government makes you shell out over $1500 to pay for stop signs, street asphalt, bombs, salaries for politicians, salaries for welfare recipients, policecar sirens, various construction hardhats, documents, forms, firetrucks, school janitorial supplies, garbageman uniforms, etc. Math and its connection to the illusion of freedom will not be mentioned in the body of this song, but these thoughts may incidentally pop up in your mind after a few listens. Elmwood Vigilante Enterprises LLC wishes you luck in all of your experiences. Coming soon... The Official Prom Theme of 2002. 01.08.02 Due to robotic malfunction, thermostatic failure, electro-generational confusion, and all-around business, the release of Rich Sauces, The Elmwood Vigilante's newest LP, has been delayed. The EV is deep within the devilish elements of post-production and has been seen screaming into dynamic microphones. Taking a look at the charts.. there are currently no Elmwood Vigilante songs on the charts. The public has temporarily abandoned EV music for hour-long recordings of 800hz tone and heartwarming Highway Songs. Expect a hype-driven comeback in late February 2002. 10.01.01 Recording continues despite the cloud of despair that hangs in the Gotham sky. Look for another exclusive online release in the next week. Taking a look at the charts.. The song Sunday Blue is being played in heavy rotation deep within a forest in an underground village where people wear velvet robes. 08.17.01 Women, children and adult males between the ages of 39 and 41 have a reason to celebrate today. The Elmwood Vigilante has released new music for the first time in close to a year. The song is Sunday Blue and you can listen to it HERE. Look for more new music later this year with the anticipated 4th CD from the EV. 08.03.01 Since the dismal critical reception of the 2000 concept album 30Av, The Elmwood Vigilante has been hiding out and attempting to relocate himself. In a website-only exclusive, he had this to say.. "Following the dismal reception of 30Av, I've been hiding out and finding myself. Oh, I also want to say..." He went on to say that the new songs were coming along and should be out this fall. Working titles for the songs are Cumberland Farms, Hula Hoop, Sunday Blue, Dreams Can Be Cool, Sick in the Month of May and Aerosmith-styled Pop-Song.